Fuck you with a rake.

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

(via whatthetimelord)

drarna:

the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees

(via kinky-dominasterisk)

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

(via superblys)

coelasquid:

chutohanpa:

Art&Animation by Todd Lockwood
http://www.tolo.biz

It literally just occurred to me watching this that the head tracking thing birds do keeps their heads from bobbling around while they fly.

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hypnoskid:

logan my baby

(via dulect)

(Source: allkillernofiller, via i-suck-dick)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

(via alwayssincerelytrulymeg)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via jicklet)

yawgmotth:

idrawwhatiwant:

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@

And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks.

I’m tired now

words cannot describe how awesome this is….im gonna go lay down now

o m god

(via homovich)

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

(Source: adrians1, via inbox)