hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

"Where the fuck did Peter Hale get one hundred seventeen million?"
The teen wolf fandom, because Stiles is getting his second notice from Eichen House and Scott’s roof has a perpetual leak, but Peter Hale just had 117 mil sitting underneath the high school…like what the fuck is life? You literally ruined their lives, you coulda threw a nigga a dollar! but not anymore, cuz now you’re broke too. Once again, thanks a lot Peter Hale for not being shit. couldn’t even protect the hale family fortune…you had one job you selfish reborn fuck
effingstiles:

prettylittle-teenwolf:

…….But thats none of my business

effingstiles:

prettylittle-teenwolf:

…….But thats none of my business

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS