So apparently someone committed suicide by jumping off the Union deck and the school is seriously trying to hush it all up Isn’t anyone curious as to why this is? Or, I dunno, what the hell even happened?
Went to dinner with Em and I have officially discovered who I am spending the rest of my summer with
pizza: i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
maakara: ?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know you really live up to your url
patrickandmarcus: studies show some shit black people been saying for 200 goddamn years
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
vanillish: dekutree: rabioheab: if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear. i can’t believe people think this person is funny at all ...
stevejobsvevo: an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling
kylobe: sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks i hate each and every single one of you all
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: during the dinner part of prom everyone was sitting down and eating except for this one kid who wouldnt sit down he was just dancing all alone and i still cant breathe
mrcraabs: why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
the-yolocaust: who is tyler and what did he create
aud-ler: what i have learned from talking about my feelings it’s better to not talk about my feelings
familyfriendlyurl: coolscar: familyfriendlyurl: why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman. captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
jamietheignorantamerican: “A Quick Doodle I did in Class” “One Hour Speedpaint” “My pen pressure was off when I drew this” “Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.” “I’m only 13 years old.” “I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
Watching ‘Seeking a friend for the end of the world’ and I can tell that this was the wrong movie to watch before I’m supposed to go out on the town.
Decided to watch hotel Transylvania, and I actually really liked it. Talk about cute as hell. ANDY SANDBURG THO