Have you ever had a friend that you really didn't...
fuckinglesbian: So they always want to spend time with you and talk about how you are their only friend and you just smile and act like you care because you don’t want to be mean? but then you feel bad because they are ALWAYS there for you, and you take advantage of that, but when they need you youre just like ‘oh fuck would you look at that, I have to wash my hair today sorry good luck...
bellatrixareforkids: so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange uh huh right right ok wait what the fuck is that in the corner hOLY SHIT o hmy god??? I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
me: can i have your autograph
bias: do you have a pen and paper
me: no but you can sign my vagina with your penis
hboogie: ever had that one hard laugh that caused you to release an obnoxious fart? who hasn’t. I mean, shit, you try to play it off like nothing happened, BUT WE ALL HEARD IT.
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
lyndez: I was going to beg my mom to let me stay home instead of going to that New Year’s eve party, but then I remembered that I’m being told what’s wrong with my brain on Tuesday. I’m going to try to have fun tonight because if my condition is serious, I’m probably not going to want to have fun anymore. I’m not a very inspirational sick person. I’m pretty pathetic. Not everyone who ends...
golgothassterror: new years resolutions shake it bake it booty quake it
wwiao: my new years resolution is to get really hot omg
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
tumblr, I fucking hate you.
kiotsukatanna: discowing: sushiandpie: shadeshipster: adora-bloodthirsty: penotbutter: kottykuns: hellacoolfunnyyurikid: princessblaine: killthecandylady: rockinrye: do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to...
7ns: drawingcheezers: tannanana: fattiesinlove: These are the exact words I will say to my child in the future. Except when he is three and I walk in on him eating pudding. ksjdfkhashfksjdk LMAO. this has to be on my blog….Oh gosh xDDD me what in the fuck did I just watch.
nickelodeon: I have an idea
world: YOU'LL RELEASE KORRA
nickelodeon: what if we released
nickelodeon: house of anubis 3
nickelodeon: do you like my idea
poesys: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT