pr0fessah:

people trying to be feminist about the merida redesign by slut shaming and objectifying her fucking shoulders more like

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So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.


“But do you think they’ll stop there?”

But do you think they’ll stop there?”

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snapchatting:

fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post

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never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

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