The title of your father’s profession is now your Time Lord/Lady name.

jacksonthecuddlyripper:

johnsjumper:

imaginary—friend:

accio—-rdjude:

theconsultingbitch:

hernameishelen:

sherlocksblanket:

bittergrapes:

jumperfuckr:

amenaza:

THE DRAUGHTSWOMAN!

The Computer Scientist.

The Security Administrator.

God, that’s an awful name.

The Computer Programmer.

Ick.

The Engineer? I guess I can dig.

The Truck Driver.

I sound so…bad. ;-;

The Boom Operator.

Hm.

Or The Firefighter. I like both. xD

The Printer. Or The Pressman. I kinda like the sound of both. xD

The FireStarter. I sound like a psychopath.

 Okay, I’m gonna do both parents because my dad sucks but whatever

Dad: The Concierge B)

 Ma: The Interpreter

FUCK YEAH

Lady Heart Surgeon?

it really should be Lady “my dad is super successful and I am going to grow up to be a hobo one day I can just feel it”

(Source: deanogormanno, via jacksonthebitterqueer)

  1. haruharuxd reblogged this from dovestorm and added:
    The Technician (OMG YES YES YES)
  2. dovestorm reblogged this from amatres and added:
    The Farmer.
  3. amatres reblogged this from itsbigger-on-theinside and added:
    The Auto Body Technician ….
  4. itsbigger-on-theinside reblogged this from aleiahomora and added:
    The Engineer? or… The Rocket Scientist?
  5. aleiahomora reblogged this from suilean-dubh and added:
    The Truck Driver….?
  6. suilean-dubh reblogged this from sinistersartorialist and added:
    The Construction Coordinator…
  7. carlyn-perkins reblogged this from thewick3dyouknow
  8. lord-monochromacorn reblogged this from remustheravenclaw and added:
    The Professor DUM DUM DUM!!!!!
  9. johnegbeet reblogged this from bumdiddles and added:
    The Binder ….not bad….
  10. murasaki-sama reblogged this from the-villainy-of-cuteness and added:
    He’s not a doctor!!! Stop making shit up!
  11. chaosvsclarity reblogged this from theguilteaparty and added:
    The Grave Digger This would be so much cooler if he didnt SUCK
  12. holdingonyourrope reblogged this from brainy-isthe-newsexy and added:
    The teacher.
  13. brainy-isthe-newsexy reblogged this from madamecrowley and added:
    The Electrician….fuck yeaaah
  14. madamecrowley reblogged this from theguilteaparty and added:
    The Lieutenant Commander
  15. misslovegood7 reblogged this from ssamanthabarks and added:
    The Tattoo Artist
  16. rubywasnothere reblogged this from ssamanthabarks and added:
    have a father :l hahaha
  17. sparklespook reblogged this from theguilteaparty and added:
    The Teacher. I like the sound of that.
  18. theguilteaparty reblogged this from deatheaterpizzaparty and added:
    The Lawyer Politician.
  19. awhisperinthewillows reblogged this from lydiamlahey and added:
    The Mechanic
  20. qcq reblogged this from bowlof-oranges and added:
    The Accountant
  21. bowlof-oranges reblogged this from kneontiger and added:
    Your dad is a DJ? Legit. The ELECTRICIAN. zap!
  22. kneontiger reblogged this from dickromansarchive and added:
    The DJ
  23. lydiamlahey reblogged this from dickromansarchive and added:
    The Boss
  24. thestruttingdead reblogged this from dickromansarchive and added:
    The Entomologist
  25. dickromansarchive reblogged this from bforv and added:
    The Trainer
  26. midnightslover reblogged this from sinistersartorialist and added:
    The Unknown. I like it.
  27. impossible-redhead reblogged this from thedragonchilde and added:
    The Prison Guard. …. Did I come from Stormcage? Cause I’d be okay with that.
  28. andrewjacksonjizzhad reblogged this from biotwerk and added:
    (^awesome!) mine’s already taken but…. The Engineer I could go really specific and say…. The Electrical Engineer If it...
  29. renegadetimelady reblogged this from year-of-the-tiger and added:
    The Drug Dealer. I’m a super-renegade Time Lady.
  30. toastjesus reblogged this from fiore-della-luna and added:
    Well, she’s a floridian teacher xD. She did the time for it. I dunno o.o
  31. loserlilly reblogged this from toastjesus and added:
    The Technical Engineer AWW YEAH
  32. obliviouscontraption reblogged this from phemiec and added:
    The Unemployed The Entrepeneur
  33. xxmissbrightsidexx reblogged this from trekkie12 and added:
    The Dealer.
  34. booksinboxes reblogged this from claraismyqueen and added:
    the Soldier and/or the Ranger. Okay yeah, that’s epic
  35. soyrwoo reblogged this from wolfman1001 and added:
    Hello, I’m the Investment Banker! I can’t save your planet, but I can help you sell your business! :D
  36. seanhagen reblogged this from mistercomatose and added:
    The Teacher Not sure how I like the sound of that. Then again, my kid would be stuck with “The Programmer”.
  37. koreanmermaidpuke reblogged this from rideronapalehorse and added:
    The Home Inspector. Dun, dun, DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!! :/
  38. rideronapalehorse reblogged this from liberace-egalite-fraternite and added:
    The Enterprise Software Architect I find this far too amusing for words and I’m not sure why.
  39. melybdenum reblogged this from kindofdistracting and added:
    Uhh. The Teacher or The Stay-at-home-dad or The Caretaker Oh caretaker is cool. I’m that one
  40. deanogormanno posted this

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