Hey, Im Jess! About me | Askbox | Submit | Ask Virgil and Richie | DeviantART | My Art/Gift Art | I sing sometimes | MY QUALITY POSTS | Personal Posts | NSFW things and Sex Advice | My dumb face | My Bucket List Tumblr (3.0; @jessiphia)http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ace8789bae4857d495995d769f616d5f/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5f3014a61bea440de30d025872051a0/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fdb316d7570f5c640e8d39ef71f312f/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e131abddbc09cdf72dd35ed609937fda/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37ac71001f7d7336219d05b7e0a6a7a7/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e25cb4784d5e00232cf94548e5b4c5f2/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5fc7ee3f6abad7c5f875ac81ab2a1e9d/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/065cfa9251043363bd0c702280325852/tumblr_mm3lr41gNa1r68407o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50776918922http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50776918922Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7xqaQp571qjyasqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7xqaQp571qjyasqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7xqaQp571qjyasqo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thex-kid.tumblr.com/post/50469538924/unicow-nak-nak-hallowedhorrors-skindeap">thex-kid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unicow-nak-nak.tumblr.com/post/50444640735/hallowedhorrors-skindeap-8-inch-chocolate">unicow-nak-nak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hallowedhorrors.tumblr.com/post/50399234366/skindeap-8-inch-chocolate-penis-that-oozes">hallowedhorrors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skindeap.tumblr.com/post/32847867803/8-inch-chocolate-penis-that-oozes-fondant">skindeap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… </span><span>Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.unindecent.com/">United Indecent Pleasures</a></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="311" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqlbgmhZI1qb6xks.png" width="241"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you <em>BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW</em>.</p> </blockquote> <p>This site scares me so much.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging because that damn comment</p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50776608661http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50776608661Sat, 18 May 2013 21:51:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s9wnT7gT1qm16qno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sekra.tumblr.com/post/30806745537/and-thus-the-world-was-saved">sekra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="225" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s9aq79o91qk8bhi.gif" width="300"/></p> </blockquote> <p>And thus, the world was saved.<span id="tokens"><span class="tag"><span><span class="tag"></span></span></span></span><br/><br/></p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50776189668http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50776189668Sat, 18 May 2013 21:44:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rareredmeat.tumblr.com/post/28169065311/djkalteraphine-miaman-shoutout-to-the-best">rareredmeat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://djkalteraphine.tumblr.com/post/28160404072/miaman-shoutout-to-the-best-shirt-eveerrr">djkalteraphine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miaman.tumblr.com/post/27891577790/shoutout-to-the-best-shirt-eveerrr">miaman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>shoutout to the best shirt eveerrr<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ngerZILs1qd69ag.png"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>sorry didn’t you mean</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ugemy8ai1qlbcwt.jpg"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I dunno, this couple’s got style</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7umobDywF1qb9wf6.png"/></p> </div> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50775868055http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50775868055Sat, 18 May 2013 21:40:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0844f30203f9a02246ba7a4d0cf487b9/tumblr_mmklvwEW3q1r8yo2fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4c7cd319465f199ef7856ff7342e537/tumblr_mmklvwEW3q1r8yo2fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6663d2f2b42b84ff7575308620854b1f/tumblr_mmklvwEW3q1r8yo2fo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a74e503f660e95e2ff2db9bcaac38438/tumblr_mmklvwEW3q1r8yo2fo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c84b3c87eb8fd6c54502a978d4bd741/tumblr_mmklvwEW3q1r8yo2fo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://justfunnypics.net/post/50544010378/nailed-it" class="tumblr_blog">lolzpicx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Nailed it.</span></p></blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50775489328http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50775489328Sat, 18 May 2013 21:34:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexhaver.tumblr.com/post/50294666664/what-the-fuck-is-the-tooth-fairy-even-doing-with">sexhaver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth</p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50775148221http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50775148221Sat, 18 May 2013 21:29:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43edd350ab87c07c3c69bc75bea564f5/tumblr_mjrf09gJBH1r2wqy4o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/285ea6369dab120717fc0f750b895fcc/tumblr_mjrf09gJBH1r2wqy4o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petergatsbygreen.tumblr.com/post/45629946944/forevercryingbecausemerlin-grow-dinosaurs-we">petergatsbygreen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forevercryingbecausemerlin.tumblr.com/post/45585131551/grow-dinosaurs">forevercryingbecausemerlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GROW DINOSAURS</p> </blockquote> <p>We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.</p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50774806892http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50774806892Sat, 18 May 2013 21:24:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jordansblog.me/post/50550013892/i-need-medical-attention-but-more-importantly-just">foxnewsofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i need medical attention but more importantly just attention </p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50774456287http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50774456287Sat, 18 May 2013 21:18:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51a291683dcb7acc439eb5933cea710a/tumblr_mmpx0dT5B01qzg3f8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50774112696http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50774112696Sat, 18 May 2013 21:13:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moriartylaughingalonewithcrown.tumblr.com/post/50438698405/vikingstorytime-liquiddittyfloats-who-else">moriartylaughingalonewithcrown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vikingstorytime.tumblr.com/post/50371088073/liquiddittyfloats-who-else-feels-like-the">vikingstorytime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liquiddittyfloats.tumblr.com/post/50301161338/who-else-feels-like-the-hannibal-fandom-came-out">liquiddittyfloats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere</p> </blockquote> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_50371035112"> <span class="tags" id="post_tags_50371035112"> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/walk-into-the-club-like-whaddup-i-eat-people">#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people</a> </span> </span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e81c81d20a7c9fb92981f18e1686f93a/tumblr_inline_mmt0suOgI81qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><em><strike>i couldn’t resist</strike></em></p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773763135http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773763135Sat, 18 May 2013 21:08:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mar2mr1sYK1qiqxc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewhussiesbosom.tumblr.com/post/50207001453/battle-ready-armor">andrewhussiesbosom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_50206788926"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_50206788926"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/BATTLE-READY-ARMOR">#BATTLE READY ARMOR</a></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773432913http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773432913Sat, 18 May 2013 21:03:16 -0400<p><a href="http://pr0fessah.tumblr.com/post/50772270764/people-trying-to-be-feminist-about-the-merida" class="tumblr_blog">pr0fessah</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>people trying to be feminist about the merida redesign by slut shaming and objectifying her fucking shoulders more like</p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3808341b8daea8324348c106c8317485/tumblr_inline_mn0sf7KcUw1qz4rgp.png"/></span></p></blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773411148http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773411148Sat, 18 May 2013 21:02:56 -0400Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?<br /> Like 3 people: *raises hand*<br /> Professor: Who plans on never getting married?<br /> Me: *raises hand*<br /> Professor: *points me out* why?<br /> Me: It's illegal.<br /> Professor: touche.http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773085606http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50773085606Sat, 18 May 2013 20:57:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a079507e3806e6ae04bb3298f91dfc73/tumblr_mmsw6xvzTM1sps6w6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>“<em>But do you think they’ll stop there?”</em></p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50772739475http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50772739475Sat, 18 May 2013 20:52:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ozz8b6zX1qbo5j9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50772423285http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50772423285Sat, 18 May 2013 20:47:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapchatting.tumblr.com/post/44808579677/fuck-u-and-ur-better-version-of-my-failed-text">snapchatting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post</p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50772088100http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50772088100Sat, 18 May 2013 20:42:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba171d1629f14a6f27fbaba5f14ae134/tumblr_mmsmycLFSo1rswapvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de74e8aba61f5fd55e33755e9ba1c685/tumblr_mmsmycLFSo1rswapvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cabb3c5a644bc0d272a8ca295c50b79f/tumblr_mmsmycLFSo1rswapvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47ed006c55f5b268d8f38ee3dcf918fb/tumblr_mmsmycLFSo1rswapvo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10cab9f59cb5e6bc3e1f225aef8e2a35/tumblr_mmsmycLFSo1rswapvo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0800f1959ce2f102f282db6ac85fb85/tumblr_mmsmycLFSo1rswapvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50771756190http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50771756190Sat, 18 May 2013 20:37:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec1e4219e8f54802f96165970eb89ac6/tumblr_mmu1am5fsf1raefimo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iipikachuii.tumblr.com/post/50486222834/kisses-3" class="tumblr_blog">iipikachuii</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kisses :3</p></blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50771426987http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50771426987Sat, 18 May 2013 20:31:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7212006eafe86eabcb1a08764874be2a/tumblr_mmtvaqSbEg1qky8sho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec85e1d82d7822c81059fb9852e037f6/tumblr_mmtvaqSbEg1qky8sho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50771098188http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50771098188Sat, 18 May 2013 20:26:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvk10wKJs21r4t36so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://never-shout-nigger.tumblr.com/post/18981675964/dude-i-think-our-babies-can-talk">never-shout-nigger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dude i think our babies can talk</p> </blockquote>http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50770769254http://jessiphia.tumblr.com/post/50770769254Sat, 18 May 2013 20:21:22 -0400