Random Fact about Jessie #8

I simply cannot watch the last 2 Harry Potter movies at home. I have them, and have the option, but I just never have and for right now, I really just cannot. 

Random Fact about Jessie #7

I feel like everything, every subject on this entire planet, can be funny

and when I say everything, I mean everything. Yes. even the things that everyone says is never funny in any context.

And I also think that by saying we shouldn’t joke about it, you make it funnier. 

If you don’t find it hilarious? Don’t laugh. Simple.

You can get offended if you want to, but its not going to make it any less laugh worthy for other people. 

Its a joke, not a dick, don’t take it so hard. 

Random Fact about Jessie #6

My favorite colors are mustard yellow, congo pink and electric blue

especially together.

Random Fact about Jessie #5

I hate sleepovers. 

Like I just. do. 

unless its at my house. that’s different. 

but anywhere else? I turn into a turbo bitch. I just can’t bring myself to sleep anywhere that isn’t my bed in my own house where my parents are just a hallway away. 

Random Fact about Jessie #4

Man if I were a boy, I would never pee in the toilet.

I would literally pee everywhere except the toilet.

pee out the window.

pee in the sink.

pee on the house plants.

pee in the fish tank.

the possibilities are endless. 

Random Fact about Jessie #3

I hate animals. Like. really.

I like cats and that is about it.

I hate dogs, rabbits, birds, bugs, EVERY CREATURE THAT IS NOT IN THE FELINE FAMILY. 

Random Fact about Jessie #2

when I used to sing ‘part of your world’ as a kid.

I would pretend I was singing about being white.

Random Fact about Jessie #1

if I could have 1 wish from a magical genie, I wouldn’t wish for world peace or the end of crime, or for batman to be real (which, would really be the same thing as the second option but I digress).

I would wish to have perfectly straight hair that I could wash every day and it would never curl up or do ANYTHING. 

I am not even kidding.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY